Today i am wearing a pair of red boy-leg knickers that have a Santa face embroidered on the front. They're a classic example of novelty knickers and I am not sure how they managed to escape my recent mass knicker redundancy. I let them go if they showed any of the following:
1. Were an off white greyish yellowish colour
2. Had elastic coming away from the top
3. Had childish flower patterns they made them look like panties for peados
4. Went over my navel
5. Had stains on them
6. Had fabric that was corroding possibly the result of what my friend calls 'Acid Vag'
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