Hallelujah it's Friday

Dorritos Collisons

Numb bums

I went to watch Stanley Kubrick's 'Dr Strangelove' at Somerset House but i think i spent most of the night a watching a giant wall clock. It was raining and we were sitting on concrete so any movie would have struggled to be enjoyable but one that was made 50 years ago had about as much chance as Stephen Hawkings doing the running man . There was some vaguely interesting bits but I was hardly on the edge of my rock hard seat. We did score some hot free ponchos though and i may now have piles!! bonus.

Even better than the real thing

How crap is my lunch

If you want to see the true cost of getting an awesome apartment with your boyfirend in west london, look at my lunch.

In the light of day would you still make hay?

It doesn't really bring back any great memories but it still had me laughing.

I can say from my relationship pedestal that it's been a long time since my last walk of shame. But recently i stayed at my boyfriend's flat after a wedding. The next day all i had to wear was my short dress and heals complimented with mascara residue under my eyes. We went to the pub for the hair of the dog and i got really paranoid that people were thinking that i had been picked up at a Mc Irish bar the night before. They may have suspected that my boyfriend was just escorting me up to bus stop or using the promise of a drink to lure me out of his house. I kept trying to hold hands with him to make it look like we had known each other longer than 7 hours but my boyfriend picked up on my anxieties and kindly start to pinch my bum just to add the diamante cherry on top of my slapper hell.